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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(via yungwifey)

pussylipgloss:

do white people eat kraft macaroni on thanksgiving?? 

(via nigga-are-you-even-kawaii)

chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us

Lmfao!!!

(via fitspocouture)

Anonymous asked: evan peters in ahs asylum was FOINE


Answer:

yungwifey:

he was way finer in the haunted house i was like please let this ghost come fuck me right the fuck now

Yasssss

theultimatefitspo:

2014 will be my fucking year.

Period

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

i fuCKING LOVE YOUE VAN PETERS

Yesssss pleaseee.

(Source: keanumikkelsen, via yungwifey)

Anonymous asked: where do u watch ja'mie at i've been trying to find it on youtube but i can't


Answer:

yungwifey:

here are the links 

episode 1:

http://www.videoweed.es/file/d553e10f3a929

episode 2:

http://www.videoweed.es/file/69b4bb9dd6699

episode 3:

http://www.videoweed.es/file/f85deb361a178

episode 4:

http://www.videoweed.es/file/7c56853f34ca4

episode 5:

http://www.videoweed.es/file/7c56853f34ca4

i suggest opening all the links and clicking play then pausing the videos so they can load fully because they literally take like 30 minutes to buffer the complete episode